Padma Lakshmi Buger Porn????

Padma Lakshmi must hate vegetarians.

The 38-year-old Top Chef host stars in a new commercial for Carl's Jr. and Hardee's, and if there's such a thing as burger porn, this is it.


Lakshmi doesn't just eat a Carl's Jr.'s Western Bacon Cheeseburger. She devours it ravenously. She makes love to it with her teeth. Then she hikes up her skirt and licks the running grease and ketchup off of her palm.

As she explains in her 2007 cookbook, Tangy, Tart, How and Sweet, the Western Bacon Cheeseburger has been a passionate subject for Lakshmi since she was a teen.

"The sublimely pleasurable taste of bacon…was further enhanced by its mingling with the barbeque sauce, greedily licked off as it dripped down my teenage fingers," Lakshmi wrote.

Whew—who's mouth isn't watering right about now?


That is probably the luckiest burger ever.

CELEB GETS PILOT LICENSE PULLED FOR GETTING SOME BRAIN!!!

Oral sex doesn't fly with the FAA. we just found out helicopter pilot David Martz's pilot's license has been pulled.

An FAA spokesperson tells us they issued an "emergency revocation" of his license.

A statement from the agency says they reached the decision based on video that, "showed Martz receiving oral sex while flying his helicopter over San Diego." He was flying with a porn star at the time of the incident.

Martz, who's flown rockers Tommy Lee and Slash, has already appealed and there will be a hearing in the next 30 days.

OCTO MOM OFFERED A MILL TO BE OCTO HO!!!!! AND DROP THEM DRAWS

Nadya Suleman, mother of fourteen, and most notably known as “octomom” is being pursued by a popular adult film studio to star in pornographic movies. According to TMZ, adult film studio Vivid Entertainment has made Suleman a $1 million offer, plus a year of health insurance, in exchange for doing whatever they need her to do in a XXX film. “Nadya obviously needs income to ensure that her children are secure, so we are offering her up to $1 million to act in one movie,” says Vivid cochair Steven Hirsch. “We’ve had many single mothers work with us over the years, and their income from Vivid has been very important to them. We would schedule production so the movie could be shot in less than one week.” Hirsch makes it clear that hooking up with Vivid makes good, bottom line sense for Suleman. “There is a tremendous amount of interest in Nadya, and we can help her capitalize on that interest and put some real cash in her bank account.” Hirsch also added that they would do their best to make sure Suleman wasn’t put into any compromising positions. “As with our Vivid Girls, she would have her choice of partners, including ‘Octodad.’

UPDATE:
There is a serious effort underway to block OctoMom from taking a million dollar offer to do porn -- except the opposition is coming from a rival XXX company!

Fearing that Nadya Suleman "will become the subject of endless ridicule and scorn," the president of Pink Visual has offered Octo a "full year's worth of diapers" if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs ... fully covered and far away from any type of recording device.

In a letter sent to Octo, morally righteous Pink Visual warns, "There's a great deal of stigma attached to being a porn star" and that Octo needs to think "in the best interest of your children." For once.

So what's it gonna be? Do porn ... and get a million bucks, health insurance and benefits -- or keep it covered ... so you can keep your kids clean? Decisions, decisions.

Sarah Palin Offered $2M To Appear In Adult Film

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