Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Sunday, March 15, 2009

The World Series of Dice

The Marcy Projects in Brooklyn become the staging ground to see who's the champion shooter.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Latreasa L. Goodman's 911 McNugget call


Police were not buying Latreasa L. Goodman's definition of emergency after she called 911 three times to report that her local McDonald's was out of chicken nuggets. Goodman had paid for her 10-piece McNuggets but was then informed by the employees that the restaurant had run out. Goodman claims she was refused a refund and felt it rose to the level of a 911 emergency. Police have charged Goodman with misusing 911.

Hear the call below



See Report Here

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

BARACK RIPS McCain!! GET'EM O!!!!!



Some fiery rhetoric just now from Barack Obama on the campaign trail, as the Illinois Democrat ripped into McCain for a couple of questionable statements he made on the economy this past week, and called the Republican nominee part of the insider culture he now opposes.

"Yesterday, John Mccain actually said that if he's president, he will take on, and I quote, "the old boy's network in Washington," said Obama. "I'm not making this up. This is somebody who has been in Congress for 26 years, who put seven of the most powerful Washington lobbyists in charge of his campaign. And now he tells us that he's the one who is going to take on the old boy's network. The old boy's network, in the McCain campaign, that's called a staff meeting. Come on."

Monday, September 15, 2008

Chevy Chase Compliments Tina Fey, Slams Sarah Palin And McCain


"I thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much she looked like her, I'd like her, personally i felt we didn't need the Hillary stuff, I'd like her to go even harder. I want her to decimate this woman. This woman, I can't believe there hasn't been more about it... It's just unbelievable to me this woman is actually running for vice president." Later he said, on the importance of comedy, "The more that the nation understands that McCain has lost his mind, the better it is really."

(WATCH)

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Omarosa and Wendy Williams

Frankly, it's not surprising to hear that reality TV villainess Omarosa is getting press for her crazy backstabbing antics, but this morning it was an all-out cat fight on the set of the Wendy Williams Show.

Omarosa was on to promote her book, The Bitch Switch, when the insults started flying between the Celebrity Apprentice/Surreal Life castmember and the radio/talk show queen.

The slings and arrows started when Williams warned Omarosa "This is not the time to try and look for your moment." She then continued to call Omarosa "The stereotypical angry black woman" which prompted the reality TV star to begin attacking William's appearance, asking her if she'd had a nose job and that maybe she should consider wearing a better looking wig, all the while delivering the insults through cackles and toothy grins

Wendy Williams Show - Omarosa Pt 1

Wendy Williams Show - Omarosa Pt 2

Saturday, July 19, 2008

EVEN KIDS DONT LIKE BUSH!!!!


he chyron reads "CHILD RUNS CRYING FROM PRES. BUSH DURING WHITE HOUSE T-BALL GAME" and that is exactly what this little video shows happening. Watch, enjoy, leave a comment suggesting other possible chyrons (i.e. "No Child Left Behind at T-Ball Game With Scary President").

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

WE MISS ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL


WTF is in his jeans? LMAO!!!!
Rickey Smiley, we have not laughed this hard in a long time. You are one of a kind

Monday, July 14, 2008

WHAT UP THE THE BUSTING OF THE ASS AGAIN????



It was jacked up enough when Miss USA 2007, Rachel Smith slipped and fell during the gown parade last year at the Miss Universe Pageant, but when the current Miss Usa, Crystle Stewart busted her ass during the very same segment of last nights Miss Universe show, we began to get suspicious. Really, what are the odds that these two similar events aren’t connected?

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

BUSH GETS NO LOVE!! TO FUNNY!!

George Bush waves, but no one waves back.George Bush arrives in Raleigh, NC waves at spectators, but they don't wave back.

Thursday, June 12, 2008