HOT DAMM BIKINI AT 48!!!!! VALERIE BERTINELLI

The beloved Valerie Bertinelli (c'mon, One Day at a Time, Eddie Van Halen's ex, TV movie queen?) is celebrating her new, dramatically slimmer figure by donning a bikini for the first time since she was 20 for People.

Bertinelli is the spokesperson for weight-loss program Jenny Craig, and attributes her new body to the program and intense physical training.

Before she began Jenny, Bertinelli weight 172 pounds. She was able to slim down to 132 and then hired a physical trainer to help with the rest.

And she also dropped her regular "splurge" glass of champagne. That's sacrifice.

"I never, ever, ever had deltoids!” she says. "Oh my God, when I'm doing exercises and I see them pop out, I'm like, Yes!"

When People asked her to pose in the skimpy two-piece, she had a temporary case of the jitters.

"I thought, Am I really going to do this? Can I pull this off?" she admits."What am I so afraid of? Come on—it's just a bathing suit!"

Not on you, Valerie.

Have your say in the comments section: What do you think of Valerie Bertinelli's new bikini body?

RIHANNA IS BANGING!! YES IN DEED!!

Rihanna vacationing in Barbados with her boyfriend R&B singer Chris Brown. I also included pictures of her climbing into a raft while wearing a bikini. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I'm pretty sure it's something along the lines of "Sexy Internet Wizard."

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HERES A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH4REALS 2008 VOLLEY HOTTNES!!

ENJOY THE EYE CANDY WE PREPARED FOR YOU

Rosario Dawson hosing herself off in a bikini

Rosario Dawson in a bikini holding a garden hose. I can't think of a better summertime memory. It kind of reminds me of that sweltering August when I opened a "Lemonade and Lap Dance" stand. I was doing pretty well until the cops shut me down. To this day I still believe my mom tipped them off after dad came home smelling like Country Time and skeez. Too bad they couldn't arrest an eight-year-old. But they could send me to military school after giving my Nintendo to orphans while I cried in the back seat of the station wagon. Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah, Rosario Dawson is awkwardly hot.
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WELL WELL!! Eva Longoria in a bikini

Eva Longoria in a bikini - showering. Those are probably the most beautiful words I've ever typed.
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YOU KNOW WE COULDN'T LEAVE YOU WITH JUST A FEW OF MYA

YES LAWD!!
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MYA ON THE BEACH AND SHE IS STILL BANGING!!

Mya is spotted on the beach while on holiday in Barbados over the weekend. The singer was also supposed to host an event down there, but according to a CL tipster she was a no show.

Mya was supposed to host a show at a club here in Barbados last night (Saturday, July 5th) - Club NXS and was a total no-show! This is after the Barbados Tourism Authority PAID for her to come down first class and put her up at the Barbados Hilton - using TAXPAYERS’ money, you know! Naturally, people are pissed. It’s one thing to get dissed by a celeb - it’s a whole other thing to get dissed by a past-her prime celeb like Mya.





(STORY AND PHOTOS CREDIT TO CONCRETELOOP)

Jennifer Lopez wears a bikini, displays that which her Mama gave her

After seeing these pics of Jennifer Lopez wearing a bikini in Italy, I think it goes without saying that she needs to challenge Kim Kardashian to an Ass Off. You know, settle things once and for all. To be honest, I don't exactly know what they'd have to settle, but I'm sure it has something to do with offsetting the moon's ability to affect the Earth's tides. I mean, look at that J-Butt. Asses don't have pecs!

Christina Milian Showing Us A Little BackSide!!!

It's been way too long since we've seen bikini pics of Christina Milian in a bikini! she got a little something something,
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