Cindy McCain's Monday $300,000 Outfit

Yet another example of the Republicans' incompetent judgment. Why would anyone spend $3000 on a dress that looked like a cross between a Star Trek outfit and a yellow raincoat? What is with that collar? Was she trying to keep the hot air off her neck? Who told Cindy McCain that that cartoon dress looked good?


Laura Bush
Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Cindy McCain
Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100

Wow! No wonder McCain has so many houses: his wife has the price of a Scottsdale split-level hanging from her ears.