Can We Please Ban Mampies in Carnival Costumes

*Attention: This Post May Piss Off some People while They Eat & Slobber over Their Computer”

So Gentle People, I was viewing some pictures from Jamaica Carnival today from april …

*click* “Yeh man, dah gyal deh hot!”

*click* “Woy, the things I could do to that slim ting!”

*click* …. “My Gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwdddddddddddddd, Is That A Woman or Elephants are now a part of Jamaica Carnival?”

I know for Carnival it is customary for people to jump and wine and sing hold on to the “big” truck, but at some point we have to draw brakes and park the BIG truck.

Come on man people … The extra poundage on women all held together by what is suppose to be a carnival outfit has to stop.

Please the Carnival Committees of the World, please ban mampies at Carnival.

Matter of fact we going to start a new group, Committee Against Mampiness At Carnivals : CAMAC

Cause it is disrupting my appreciation of the hot slim girls dem jumping and waving half naked in the splendidness of the beautiful Caribbean sun.

I say, if you are a roly poly pushing 200lbs and above you should just kotch on the sidelines with the rest of the spectators and jump up on your inside while fully clothed…. and let the fit girls dem do their thing, cause they spent the whole year getting their body in shape for the appreciative public and myself, to enjoy.

Or…

Better yet, every Carnival should just have a Pleasantly Plump Revelers section, where all the people on the more robust side, can jump and pounce together, belly rolling and everything. So onlookers can just turn around and don’t have to deal with a 500 pound womans bottom, filled with dimples and stretch marks, gyrating in their face.

I’m just saying yeow … the boobble loops dem need to tek a break from the excessive display of skin in Carnival. ‘Cause I can’t tek it nuh more!